|Happy Canada day 2016 Messages|
Canada day 2016 Quotes, Messages, Wishes , Greetings
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands.
The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees.
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
Canada is one of the planet's most comfortable, and caring, societies. The United Nations Human Development Index cited the country as the most desirable place in the world to live. This year a World Bank study named Canada the globe's second wealthiest society after Australia. - -
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it’s doing in the Maritimes.
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy, Canada is like an intelligent, 35 year old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson.
We should all be so lucky to have someone who will never let us go. The ultimate legacy is to leave behind someone who will love you forever.
For 20 years I've had the privilege of representing Canada around the globe... first on the bike and then on my blades. The experiences have shaped me into who I am today.
Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide.
Welcome to Canada, idiot.
Canadians have an abiding interest in surprising those Americans who have historically made little effort to learn about their neighbour to the North.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
As far as I'm concerned, I wouldn't want to go to any other country. It's good...
We peer so suspiciously at each other that we cannot see that we Canadians are standing on the mountaintop of human wealth, freedom and privilege.
Happy Canada day 2016 Messages
Canada is the greatest nation in this country. – Former Toronto mayor Allan Lamport
The Canadian version of Julius Caesar’s memoirs? I came, I saw, I coped. – Clive James
Before the Civil War, Canada was at the top of the Underground Railroad. If you made it into Canada, you were safe unless someone came and hauled you back. That was also true during the Vietnam War for draft resisters.