Funny Fathers Day Poems Latest Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2017

Funny Fathers Day Poems Latest Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2017 :- On this lovely father's day we are here some Funny Father's Day Quotes 2017 . You can get here best Funny Father's Day Poems From Daughter, Fathers Day Funny Messages, Funny Jokes On Fathers Day, Fathers Day Funny Jokes by son, Fathers Day Latest Funny quotes 2017 . If you want to wish your DAD the Happy Father's Day 2017 then use these Funny Fathers Day Poems and Quotes.

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Funny Father's Day Poems From Daughter

On this special everybody wish their lovely DAD a very Happy Father's Day but difference is that some use Father's Day Quotes and some child use Father's Day Pictures to impress their father. But here we have a new idea for wish father day. You can wish your father in a funny way with Funny Father's Day Poems and make fun. So choose some Father's Day Funny Poems from below and make fun.

Funny Father's Day Poems 2017 

When You’re a Father
They say if you’re a father
You’ve got eyes behind your head,
And lots of fine-tuned radar
When your kids are off to bed.
They say when you’re a father
That your arms are wide for hugging,
And also wide enough to stop
Your children from wild slugging.
They say when you’re a father
That your kids think you’re not “fair.”
But when they are in trouble,
Well, they know you’ll soon be there.
They say when you’re a father
You must mix your work with play.
And when your kids grow older,
They’ll say,
“Happy Father’s Day 2017 ”

Once a Year
Father’s Day
Comes once a year.
But you are special,
This is clear.
On each and every other day
There is no need for Father’s Day.
On all three hundred sixty-four
You are the dad that I adore.
So on three hundred sixty-fifth,
I’m happy you’re the dad I’m with. 

Twenty Bucks
Happy Father’s Day.
You’re the tops.
Your list of good traits
Never stops.
You’re smart.
You’re strong.
You’re always there
To fix a bike
Or change a spare.
You’re good for laughs
And grins and yucks
(and could I please
have twenty bucks?) 

Brand New Dad
It’s time for happy Father’s Day
And you’re a brand new dad.
You have to get adjusted
As it’s not a passing fad.
It’s time for dirty diapers,
Messy meals and noisy nights.
But also gurgling giggling fun
And smiley, happy sights.
So, welcome now, to fatherhood.
It’s yours, the good and bad.
And I am downright certain
You are one fantastic dad!

Latest Funny Father's Day Quotes 2017 

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Funny Fathers Day Quotes and Poems 2017 

“Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

“There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’”

“My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.”

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”

“The only Father’s Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 

‘Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father’s Day this year?’ and he says, ‘Nothing.’ Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, ‘He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No 5 perfume.’”

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”

“My dad used to say ‘Always fight fire with fire,’ which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.”

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