Funny Father's Day One Liner Quotes 2017 Short Quotes For Kids, Adults

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Funny Father's Day One Liner Quotes 2017 Short Quotes For Kids, Adults

Father: Let me see your report card.
Son: I don’t have it.
Father: Why not?
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

You can tell it’s almost Father’s Day.
The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don’t know son, I’m still paying." 

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Man: How many old is your father?
Child: as old as me.
Man: how it is possible? Child:
He became a father only when i was born.  

My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house,
but it’s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!-Do fathers always snore?
No – only when they are asleep! 

Mom: Why are you home so early?
Dad: My boss told me to go to hell.  

Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing. 

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!
HaPpY FaThEr’s DaY !! 

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Student: When my father sees my report card! 

My son wants 50% of my Father’s Day gifts.
He says, if it weren’t for him,
I wouldn’t even be a father.  

Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! 

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father. 

Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life! 

 “Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”

Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! 

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